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Prijateljstvo, druženje i ostale radosti socijalizacije

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By emo_haos_
#2744831
strašno nešto: zmije, ujedi, trka sa vremonom ne bi li ujedeni (među kojima sam bila i ja) preživeli
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By Noctis Lucis Caelum
#2744851
Da sam bio u rijalitiju sa Jelenom Karleušom, Darom Bubamarom, Saškom Karan, Vesnom Rivas i ostalima. Oh, the horror! Mada deo kada su se JK i Darinka gađale vodenim balonima jeste bio fun :D
By alexandermagic
#2744876
U srijedu ujutru, netom prije budjenja.
Pet debelih crnih zmija izmile ispod sofe u dnevnoj sobi i krecu ka drugoj sofi na kojoj sjedim ja i jos jedna osoba. Svjestan sam da mi ne mogu nauditi, ali shvatam da moram uradit nesto da ne bi ubile tu osobu. Pa uradih sto uradih...
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Freakshow.
By Aven
#2744879
[url=http://www.gay-serbia.com/forum/viewtopic.php?p=2744636#p2744636]Aven napisao:[/url]Sanjala sam da sam morala u Split na uvid u ispit iz statistike.
Kad sam došla, na ispitu je crvenom kemijskom pisalo da mi se ništa ne priznaje.
Smijala se žena kad sam joj ovo ispričala, uz dodatno pitanje: "Kakva je situacija u Zagrebu?"
Ugl, puno bolja od očekivane. :D

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Sjećam se segementa da sam trčala po šumskom putu i pretvarala se malo u srnu, malo u pticu, bježeći od nekakvih divljih svinja koje su se pak pretvarale u ljude.
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By gossip
#2746135
da su mi obili stan

probudio sam se usred noci,otisao da pijem vode,i skontao da nisam zakljucao vrata
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By Night
#2746990
Da sam u nekoj osnovnoj skoli i da su se dva decaka poljubila na sred hodnika. And nobody gave a shit.
By Speculum Columbae
#2746991
sanjao sam pred zgradom čudnog čoveka koji mi je ponudio ljubav (?) i ja sam mu na to odgovorio da njemu ljubav ne pripada, stoga ne može ni da mi je nudi.
kada sam se probudio, shvatio sam da sam ja malo sanjuckao vraga.
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By gossip
#2747041
uporno sanjam kako mi lopov upada u kucu
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By Hitsugaya
#2747048
kao preselio se u neki gradic, ali tamo me kidnapovali i povadili mi organe. ja posle otvoreno pricam o tome svima redom

at the risk of sounding weird, svideo mi se san. bio je pun meni-novih, neobicnih osecaja, a to mi se uvek dopadne, kakvi god da su
By Aven
#2747357
Sanjala sam kako šećem ulicom u kojoj su s jedne strane skuplje kuće, a s druge 'siromašnije'. Na ovoj strani na kojoj su siromašnije, ulicom šeću ljudi koji se bave prostitucijom, izgledaju kao i sav ostali prosječan svijet koji ide jutrom na posao. Ovi koji šeću s druge strane ih mogu kad i koliko god žele 'pokupiti' i odvesti u bilo koju od siromašnijih kuća. Ja sam tako pokupila dvije žene i jednog muškarca. :skromna:

Prije toga sam sanjala nekakav brzi seks s mladim Stalloneom. <3

U svakom slučaju bolje nego ono što sam sanjala prethodnih dana; narkomanija, igle, kultovi i sl.
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By Macan86
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sanjao sam kako ja i moj ćale pravimo nešto od nekog lima...kao dao mi on neko veliko pače da mu izcrtam neku ikonu pa kao posle da je izkucam,a on za to vreme kao kuije neki ram gde to treba da nalegne...a moja keva i burazer stoje pored i pričaju nam kao ovo ne vanja ono ne valja...sve nam nalaze neke greške...
By Aven
#2749475
Ma joj, tešku bizarnost; bila sam učenica u razredu srednje škole, a profesor nam je bio :mjuza: Šešelj. Poželjela sam ga zajebavati pa sam ga krenula imitirati na glas: "Pobio sam vam sve roditelje, ali vi ste mi mnogo simpatična deca." I probudila se. WTF? :nesiguran:
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By ZlatnaPtica
#2749477
Katengl mi je opet privremeni cimer, al ne stigoh da mu ispričam, elem:

Anhe, Tebra, Katengl i ja smo na godišnjem odmoru u Loznici koja izgleda kao Rim. #lokalpatriota
Oni su ostali u hotelu, a ja sam se prošetao malo nekim parkovima i tu upoznao nekog dečka sa kojim sam se lepo raspričao. On je bio na putu da se nađe sa nekim ortacima, pa je poveo i mene.

Sve je bilo ok, super atmosfera sa celom ekipom, dok me nije pitao imam li devojku, gde sam ja rekao da sam gej i da imam dečka. Krenuli su sa prozivkama a la Amfilohije, i da mi prete. Pokušavao sam da smirim situaciju i okrenem na šalu, međutim već su krenuli da me ozbiljno vređaju, guraju, udaraju.

Pokušao sam da pobegnem, ali su me saterali do neke ograde na bedemu visokom nekih 5-6 metara, ispod kog je opet neki park. Tukli su me i vređali, a onda me jedan od njih polio benzinom, drugi je zapalio šibicu sa namerom da me jebeno spali.

Skočio sam preko ograde i strmoglavio se, ali srećom nisam se povredio. Čudno da se nisam probudio, obično kad padam u snu trgnem se. Elem, trčao sam nazad ka hotelu, uspeo da nađem Anhea, pokušao da mu objasnim šta se dogodilo u panici, ali me on u nekoj žurbi iskulirao. Otišao sam do sobe i rešio da pozovem policiju, ali u tom trenutku je banuo ćale i nisam mogao da pričam pred njim. Pokušao sam da ga isteram iz sobe govoreći mu da me ostavi na miru i da ću mu objasniti kasnije šta se desilo - u tom trenutku me operater iz policije isprozivao da ih ne uznemiravam zbog gluposti i da su prank calls kažnjivi.

Tako sam sav očajan i smrdljiv od benzina ostao u sobi i plakao.

:wtf:
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By HalfJack
#2749657
ŠEŠELJ ...koja noćna mora.

OT: Išao sam neko ljetovanje i svi smo se pomladili pa smo imali 10 godina manje i naslikavali se kao ludi. U nekim špiljama smo bili. Ostatak sna se pretvara u igricu, ništa razumno ne mogu više napisati. Čušpajz snovi. <3
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By Pauceti
#2750002
Sanjao da sam tetoviran po celom torzu i glavi, totalno tauren neki ^^
Posle otisao u setnju i video da cveta zova pa razmisljao kad cu da pravim sirup :D
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By Markiza
#2750015
Ulazimo ja i moja žena negde u Balkanskoj u neki otrcani frizerski salon koj liči više na poslastičaru kad tamo nam prilazi starija žena i kaže: vas dve ćete sada da odete u Ugrinovce da očistite jednu vilu.
Ona se smeška a ja mislim kako zapravo želi da budemo kurve. Ustajem demosntrativno, hvatam ženu za ruku i kažem: To nema smisla, ne dolazi i obzir!
Izlazimo iz salona kad žena na rolerima kreće nizbrdo, ja vičem za njom , jesi normalna, nema kočnica i tu se ona slupa u neki zid.
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By Hitsugaya
#2750028
san mi je bio :leviathan:


nemam cesto ljubavne/romanticne snove, prava retkost kod mene. upoznao sam jednog lika i kliknuli smo odmah, bas je bedak sto ne postoji :ozbiljan:

#canidreamofsomeonerealpls
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By HalfJack
#2751713
Moja verzija noćne more da mi je punjač za laptop opet krepavao i da radi pa malo ne radi, ovisno o kontaktu žice. lol
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By Mindphaser
#2751816
... I dreamt that I somehow found myself in Banja Luka ... on Krajina Square, precisely ... and ... I guess you wouldn't believe me if I told you this ... Skrlet und Zweikune were there ... yes, they were just like there, standing right in front of me ... holding hands ... smootching amorously ... exchanging affections ... and the passers-by were noodling on their zurlas in awe ... (and I think I spotted Venerable Speculum Columbae among them ... not sure though!) ... and then, a beautiful angelic byzantine chant encircled me ... (or was it Psalm 69)


1 Save me, O God; for the waters are come in unto my soul.

2 I sink in deep mire, where there is no standing: I am come into deep waters, where the floods overflow me.

3 I am weary of my crying: my throat is dried: mine eyes fail while I wait for my God.

4 They that hate me without a cause are more than the hairs of mine head: they that would destroy me, being mine enemies wrongfully, are mighty: then I restored that which I took not away.

5 O God, thou knowest my foolishness; and my sins are not hid from thee.

6 Let not them that wait on thee, O Lord God of hosts, be ashamed for my sake: let not those that seek thee be confounded for my sake, O God of Israel.

7 Because for thy sake I have borne reproach; shame hath covered my face.

8 I am become a stranger unto my brethren, and an alien unto my mother's children.

9 For the zeal of thine house hath eaten me up; and the reproaches of them that reproached thee are fallen upon me.

10 When I wept, and chastened my soul with fasting, that was to my reproach.

11 I made sackcloth also my garment; and I became a proverb to them.

12 They that sit in the gate speak against me; and I was the song of the drunkards.

13 But as for me, my prayer is unto thee, O Lord, in an acceptable time: O God, in the multitude of thy mercy hear me, in the truth of thy salvation.

14 Deliver me out of the mire, and let me not sink: let me be delivered from them that hate me, and out of the deep waters.

15 Let not the waterflood overflow me, neither let the deep swallow me up, and let not the pit shut her mouth upon me.

16 Hear me, O Lord; for thy loving kindness is good: turn unto me according to the multitude of thy tender mercies.

17 And hide not thy face from thy servant; for I am in trouble: hear me speedily.

18 Draw nigh unto my soul, and redeem it: deliver me because of mine enemies.

19 Thou hast known my reproach, and my shame, and my dishonour: mine adversaries are all before thee.

20 Reproach hath broken my heart; and I am full of heaviness: and I looked for some to take pity, but there was none; and for comforters, but I found none.

21 They gave me also gall for my meat; and in my thirst they gave me vinegar to drink.

22 Let their table become a snare before them: and that which should have been for their welfare, let it become a trap.

23 Let their eyes be darkened, that they see not; and make their loins continually to shake.

24 Pour out thine indignation upon them, and let thy wrathful anger take hold of them.

25 Let their habitation be desolate; and let none dwell in their tents.

26 For they persecute him whom thou hast smitten; and they talk to the grief of those whom thou hast wounded.

27 Add iniquity unto their iniquity: and let them not come into thy righteousness.

28 Let them be blotted out of the book of the living, and not be written with the righteous.

29 But I am poor and sorrowful: let thy salvation, O God, set me up on high.

30 I will praise the name of God with a song, and will magnify him with thanksgiving.

31 This also shall please the Lord better than an ox or bullock that hath horns and hoofs.

32 The humble shall see this, and be glad: and your heart shall live that seek God.

33 For the Lord heareth the poor, and despiseth not his prisoners.

34 Let the heaven and earth praise him, the seas, and every thing that moveth therein.

35 For God will save Zion, and will build the cities of Judah: that they may dwell there, and have it in possession.

36 The seed also of his servants shall inherit it: and they that love his name shall dwell therein.



Oh, what a wonderful scene it was ... a heaven-like ... and then ... then it all disappeared ... just like it came ...
Well, I suppose that the things like these come just in dreams.
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