It began with the forging of the Great (cock) Rings. Three were given to the Drag Queens; immortal, wisest and fairest of all beings. Seven, to the Dyke Lords, great miners and craftswomen of the pussy halls. And nine, nine rings were gifted to the race of Tetka, who above all else desire power. For within these rings was bound the strength and the will to govern over each race. But they were all of them deceived, for a new (cock) ring was made. In the land of Forumland, in the fires of VIP, the Dark Lord Dragonite forged in secret, a master (cock) ring, to control all others. And into this ring he poured all his cruelty, his malice and his will to dominate all life. One ring to rule them all. One by one, the free Tetkas of Floyd fell to the power of the Ring. But there were some who resisted. A last alliance of Tetkas and Drag Queens marched against the armies of Forumland, and on the very slopes of VIP, they fought for the freedom of Floyd. Victory was near, but the power of the ring could not be undone. It was in this moment, when all hope had faded, that Zonchella, daughter of the queen, took up her mother's sword. And Dragonite, enemy of the free Tetkas of Floyd, was defeated. The Ring passed to Zonchella, who had this one chance to destroy evil forever, but the hearts of girls are easily corrupted. And the ring of power has a will of its own. It betrayed Zonchella, to her death. And some things that should not have been forgotten were lost. History became legend. Legend became myth. And for two and a half thousand years, the ring passed out of all knowledge. Until, when chance came, the ring ensnared another bearer. The ring came to the creature Status, who took it deep into the tunnels under the Karadjordjev park, and there it consumed him. The ring gave to Status unnatural long life. For five hundred years it poisoned his mind; and in the gloom of Status's cave, it waited. Darkness crept back into the forests of the world. Rumor grew of a shadow in the East, whispers of a nameless fear, and the (Cock) Ring of Power perceived. Its time had now come. It abandoned Status. But then something happened that the (Cock) Ring did not intend. It was picked up by the most unlikely creature imaginable. A gay, Sixto, of the Újvidék város. For the time will soon come when gays will shape the fortunes of all...
OMG, napala me je rulja obožavalaca ispred zgrade zahtevajući nove nastavke! 
