- 02 Maj 2007, 01:20
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You would love me to appear in your mouvie. I am very talented. Good in ORAL comprehensions. Very fluent in VULGAR language. Willing to perform TOTAL nudity.
I have been on stage already, mostly in school plays such as Minister`s wife (leading role ofcourse) or on the catwalk (just walking and lookin good). I am very good in dancing, too (folk dance, balet, r`n`b, whatever just putt the music on).
I am very fluent in english, french, croatian, bosnian, montenegrian. Also very good in reading italian, russian, hungarian...
However, I will appear in your mouvie under these conditions:
- only leading roles are acceptable
- I am willing to act the role of brother if Daliborka can be in mouvie as a sister. If that cannot be for any reason, I am wiiling to act the role of sister if Decko can be brother.
- salmon and champaigne on the set regularly, personal hair stylist, private jet and all around pampering are just few of must be stuff.
And do not call me, I will call you.