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[ROYAL]

Sad nesto gledam oglase za posao i primetim da ljudi, tj. firma trazi direktora uvoza i naveli da se uz CV, propratno pismo posalje i fotografija. Za cije babe zdravlje? Zar je bitno kako direktor uvoza, ili bilo koji drugi direktor, izgleda? 'Ajde da traze promotere/ke, hostese, pa cak i sekretarice, ali direktora uvoza??? 'Ajde da je neka firma koja se bavi modom, nego bebi opremom...

[Mars]

Resimay




To hoom it mae cunsern,

I waunt to apply for the job what I saw in the paper.

I can Type realee quik wit one finggar and do sum a counting..

I think I am good on the phone and I no I am a pepole person,
Pepole really seam to respond
to me well. Certain men and all the ladies.

I no my spelling is not to good but fi nd that I Offen can get a job thru my persinalety.

My salerery is open so we can discus wat you want to pay me and wat you think that I am werth,

I can start emeditely. Thank you in advanse fore yore anser.

hopifuly Yore best aplicant so farr.

Sinseerly,

BRYAN

PS : Because my resimay is a bit short - below is a pickture of me.
















Employer's response:

Dear Bryan ,

It's OK honey, we've got spell check.

See you Monday

[AngraMaina]

stari stos ali dobar

nego, royal nam puca na mesto direktora uvoza? bolje postanite dobri s njim na vreme, jer uskoro cemo mu slati u2u poruke preko sekretarice

[bakalar]

Mc Donalds Job Application


NAME: Greg Bulmash

SEX: Not yet. Still waiting for the right person.

DESIRED POSITION: Company's President or Vice President. But seriously, whatever's available. If I was in a position to be picky, I wouldn't be applying here in the first place.

DESIRED SALARY: $185,000 a year plus stock options and a Michael Ovitz style severance package. If that's not possible, make an offer and we can haggle.

EDUCATION: Yes.

LAST POSITION HELD: Target for middle management hostility.

SALARY: Less than I'm worth.

MOST NOTABLE ACHIEVEMENT: My incredible collection of stolen pens and post-it notes.

REASON FOR LEAVING: It sucked.

HOURS AVAILABLE TO WORK: Any.
PREFERRED HOURS: 1:30-3:30 p.m., Monday, Tuesday, and Thursday.

DO YOU HAVE ANY SPECIAL SKILLS?: Yes, but they're better suited to a more intimate environment.

MAY WE CONTACT YOUR CURRENT EMPLOYER?: If I had one, would I be here?

DO YOU HAVE ANY PHYSICAL CONDITIONS THAT WOULD PROHIBIT YOU FROM LIFTING UP TO 50 LBS?: Of what?

DO YOU HAVE A CAR?: I think the more appropriate question here would be "Do you have a car that runs?"

HAVE YOU RECEIVED ANY SPECIAL AWARDS OR RECOGNITION?: I may already be a winner of the Publishers Clearing house Sweepstakes.

DO YOU SMOKE?: On the job no, on my breaks yes.

WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE DOING IN FIVE YEARS?: Living in the Bahamas with a fabulously wealthy dumb sexy blonde super model who thinks I'm the greatest thing since sliced bread. Actually, I'd like to be doing that now.

DO YOU CERTIFY THAT THE ABOVE IS TRUE AND COMPLETE TO THE BEST OF YOUR KNOWLEDGE?: Yes. Absolutely.

SIGN HERE: Aries.

[ROYAL]

@Bakalar - odlicno

@AngraMaina - nemoj da si taki co'ek, moramo da pravimo lobi Gay Serbia

@Mars - extra fora, mada, jasno mi je zasto ljudi nicim izazvani salju svoje fotke (treba istaci svoje najjace kvalitete, jel da? zar ne?), ali mi nije jasno zasto firma trazi fotku? Neozbiljnost? Vec popunjeno mesto? What?

P.S. He is shmall, he doeshn't take a hint

[Mars]

Ne znam ni ja, trebalo bi da nam stručno objašnjenje da neko od ljudi iz regrutne branše...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Recruitment

Svi to danas rade....Mogli bismo da se zapitamo i kakve veze ima sa poslom šta ja radim u slobodno vreme, da li imam hobi i koji i slično...

Ja bih svakako tražio i fotografiju. Ne kao merilo pri odlučivanju, već prosto radi lakše identifikacije.

[ROYAL]

Originally posted by Mars
Ja bih svakako tražio i fotografiju. Ne kao merilo pri odlučivanju, već prosto radi lakše identifikacije. [/size]

Radi lakse identifikacije... ova ti je dobra

[Mars]

Dok ih ne čipujem samo, te zaposlene...