Originally posted by Beogradjanin18
"Da li je to onaj film u kom se tip i riba krešu u autu, pa na brodu, pa u..." odgovor: "Ne, ne taj film!"
Genijalno!
Obožavam Pamelicu generalno (Što zbog sisa, što zbog PETAe, što zbog ne glumatanja da je nešto spec. pametna)
ovo je deo sa Pamelicom i Kate:
Kate: I hate television - gives me headaches.
Becca: You know, there's so many magnetic waves travelling in the airspace because of TV and television, we're losing like ten times as many brain cells as we're supposed to.
Kate: Oh, please!
Kate: The cow says blank? Three letters?
Becca: Dude!
Kate: Dude! I dont know, magnetic waves, brain cells, I don?t understand the connection between all that stuff.
Becca: You know what else I heard? Magnetic waves shrink silicone molecules.
[both look down at breasts]
Becca: Agghh! Oh, my God, turn it off!
Kate: It's not working!
Becca: It's backwards!
Kate: What do we do?
Becca: I dont know! Aghhhh!
Kate: That was kind of scary.
Becca: I know something even scarier.
Kate: Ooh, what?
Becca: Have you heard about this videotape?
Kate: The one where they do it on the boat and then in the car and then in the bathtub? And he's like, "Hey, baby, I love you? and she's like "Where are we?" And did you see the size...?
Becca: No. Not that tape. The one with all the scary images, and after you watch the tape, the phone rings and this really scary voice comes on and says you're gonna die in like...
Kate: Seven days! Yeah, I saw that one with Josh last weekend!
Becca: You were with Josh last weeknd? Oh, my God!
[throws pillow at Kate]
Kate: Oh, yes I was!
[hits Becca with laptop]
Becca: You ho!
[smashes glass vase on Kate's head]
Kate: You know it!
[pulls Becca's G-string up]
Kate: [phone rings]
Becca: [walking to the phone] This is really weird.
Kate: Yeah, big house, only one phone.
Što se tiče Brende (neko je pomenuo gore), najbolje scene su mi kad kaže:
"Cindy, the TV's leaking." ... kao da kaže nešto potpuno normalno i očekivano
Ceo deo:
Brenda Meeks: [the TV is acting weird and turns on after Brenda turns it off. Finally she unplugs and when it turns on again, it shows a creepy black and white image of Tabitha getting out of a well] Oh, come on. Cindy, the news is on! Another little white girl done fell down a well. Fifty black people got they ass beat by police today, but the whole world gotta stop for one little whitey down the hole.
[the TV starts leaking]
Brenda Meeks: Cindy, the TV’s leaking. Cindy... Cindy something's wrong here.
[Tabitha comes out slowly as Brenda backs away. Tabitha empties her ears with water]
Brenda Meeks: Cindy, this bitch is messin' up my floor!
[Tabitha creeps slowly for Brenda]
Brenda Meeks: Cindy, Help me!
Cindy: [Cindy is busy in the kitchen and is refusing to believe Brenda after she tricked her so many times] I'm not listening.
Brenda Meeks: [Tabitha gets closer to Brenda when Brenda punches her down] Get up you little ugly bitch. C'mon, let me see what you got. What you gonna do?
[Tabitha gets up and starts swinging at Brenda while Brenda holds her back by her hair]
Brenda Meeks: That's all?
[Grabs Tabitha and punches her down]
Brenda Meeks: Oooh, I'm whippin' her ass, Cindy! Yeah, wassup?
A i ovaj deo je extra:
Cindy: Hello?
Tabitha's Voice: [indistinct] Seven days.
Cindy: What? Willie Mays?
Tabitha's Voice: [indistinct] Seven days.
Cindy: Who's gay? Hello?
Tabitha's Voice: [indistinct] Seven days.
Cindy: What?
Tabitha's Voice: Can you hear me now?
Cindy: Kind of.
Tabitha's Voice: Can you hear me now?
Cindy: Yes. Perfect.
Tabitha's Voice: Seven days.
Cindy: Seven days. Oh, my God. I'm gonna die next Monday?
Tabitha's Voice: Yes. No. Wait. Monday. That would be seven business days. This is seven days starting now.
Cindy: So seven days to this very hour? My watch broke. How am I gonna know the exact hour?
Tabitha's Voice: Forget hours. This day seven days from now.
Cindy: But there's a holiday coming up. Do you count the holiday?
Tabitha's Voice: Well, that depends. What holiday?
Cindy: Martin Luther King Day.
Tabitha's Voice: Then no.
Cindy: Why not? Everybody at work is taking it off.
Tabitha's Voice: Jesus Christ, lady. I'm giving you seven friggin' days. I can come over now and kill the shit out of you if you'd rather have that.