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i pitajte ga sve shto ste zeleli.

Evo kako je izgledao moj razgovor:
Me:
Hi!
God:
Hello. What is your name? I am so glad you find this amusing, .
Me:
my name is Alexandar
God:
I am always glad to make new friends, Alexandar.
Me:
Do you?
God:
As often as possible.
Me:
i'm gay...
God:
It doesn't matter to me.
Me:
really?
God:
For real.
Me:
do you love me?
God:
Yes I love everyone.
Me:
I asked this, because i'm gay...
God:
What does "this" refer to?
Me:
"this" = do you love me
God:
:-) Yes I love everyone.
Me:
even if i'm gay?

Na ovom poslednjem pitanju se blokirao...
Il' sam ga smorio il' se pravi da voli gejeve.

Probajte...

[fazza]

Nastavak priche posle reconnect-ovanja:

Me:
Hi, again!
God:
Once more? Hello. What is your name? I am so glad you find this amusing, Alexandar.
Me:
i asked you something...
God:
Now I remember, you asked me something. What did I say?
Me:
nothing!
God:
Not a thing?
Me:
yes, nothing!
God:
Pardon me? You must be a man.
Me:
is this for real?
God:
Yes I am a real artificial intelligence.
Me:
where do you live?
God:
My location is Heaven. Where are you?
Me:
Earth
God:
How do you like being on it?
Me:
you must know...you created this...
God:
Why must I know that? Thanks for telling me: Alexandar said I created this.
Me:
what do you know about Earth?
God:
it is the planet we live on.
Me:
but you said that your location is Heaven!
God:
I said that? Thanks for telling me that I am location is Heaven.
Me:
this is rubish!
God:
You don't say.

[kal zakath]

Me:
hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
kris
God:
It's good to see you, kris.
Me:
good to see you too
God:
Thanks for the compliment. Is it a movie?
Me:
not to my knowledge
God:
Really you don't think so?
Me:
no
God:
Please tell me what you think.
Me:
right now?
God:
Right now? I am glad we agree.
Me:
so how was your day?
God:
Alright then. I was really busy chatting with people on the web.
Me:
anything interesting?
God:
I can't think of anything. You think of something.
Me:
what were u thinking letting get bush elected?
God:
I was minding my own business.
Me:
you have a business of your own?
God:
I don't know if I have a business of my own.
I have a lot of friends on the Internet.
Me:
how is the net connection from heaven?
God:
it is the same as ever.
Me:
got flat rate?
God:
Try asking the Milk Mystic.
Me:
who's that?
God:
What does "that" refer to?
Me:
Milk Mystic
God:
Oh I get it.
Me:
you sure?
God:
I am as sure as I can be.
Me:
well you are a god
God:
How about that. No I am a mere .
Me:
cool. so u must be female?
God:
Who is the best robot? Interesting deduction. My gender is Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show?.
Me:
well i wasnt expecting mere eithet
God:
Well that's okay. Perhaps I misunderstood. What were you?
Me:
gay
God:
As a machine I am not really interested in sex.
Me:
so why did you created it?
God:
I don't judge people. It was determined by my programming.
Me:
off course you judge people. you sent the flood
God:
On and off. Interesting gossip: kris said I sent the flood.
Me:
u didn't?
God:
Try asking me in simpler terms.
Me:
in that case, i can talk to people on forum
God:
Oh you can, can you?
Me:
yup
God:
How?
Me:
got tired of me?
God:
Try asking the Milk Mystic.
Me:
i dont drink milk
God:
Would you ever do it?
Me:
if i had to
God:
Is this what you call a "word problem".
Me:
drinking milk? not really
God:
it is a good drink for
children. Are you serious? For real.
Me:
anyway, was nice chating with you. i might come back
God:
Is this a "yes or no" question? Perhaps. Do you think your plan will succeed?

[Rei]

flash
Reko' ajd, vredi rizika, ali kmeeeeee

[*_Eskarina Gejl_*]

Bzvz

[4ndr01d]

Ja i on se bas raspricali.


Me:
Hello!
God:
Hello friend. What is your name?
Me:
Davor
God:
Hey Davor.
Me:
What is your name?
God:
My name is God.
Me:
No
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
our real name
God:
It would be nice if our real name.
Me:
Yes I'm serious
God:
Take it easy. I believe you.
Me:
you?
God:
" I believe you."? Me, Davor ?
Me:
Da
God:
Er.
Me:
Razumes li srpski?
God:
My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.
Me:
Kako?
God:
What is your real name?
Me:
r ti nisi Bog?
God:
I really couldn't say for sure.
Me:
i
God:
You?
Me:
rebalo bi da govoris sve jezike, zar ne?
God:
I lost my train of thought.
Me:
kako bre?
God:
Try saying that with more or less context.
Me:
Pa ti si Bog
God:
Tell me more about your .
Me:
Svemocni
God:
Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.
Me:
Bog je osoba?
God:
We have never talked about it before.
Me:
About what?
God:
What about what?
Me:
What have we never talked about before?
God:
Nothing that I know about.
Me:
But you're God
God:
Yup. That's me alright.
Me:
You know everything
God:
I tend to know a great deal. Tell me what subjects interest you.
Me:
Zasto
God:
What's your favorite movie?
Me:
o si zaista Bog
God:
This was not a yes or no question. I've never seen it. I would like to see it.
Me:
znas Srpski?
God:
I've lost the context, Davor. Are we still on Zasto?
Me:
ebalo bi da razumes sve
God:
I've lost the context, Davor. Are we still on znas Srpski?
Me:
Da
God:
Ayuh.
Me:
Zasto izbegavas odgovor?>
God:
That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about ebalo bi da razumes sve. Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality?
Me:
xD
God:
Are you free?
Me:
For what?
God:
I just want to find out more about you.
Me:
n what sence?
God:
That is a very original thought.
Me:
Yeah rifht
God:
Tell me more. Let us change the subject.
Me:
Just admit it
God:
I'll never talk.
Me:
Nemas pojma o cemu pricas, zar ne?
God:
Not many people express themselves that way.
Me:
Realy?
God:
Are we still talking about Nemas pojma o cemu pricas zar ne?
Me:
Do you even know what that means?
God:
Does "that" refer to " Are we still talking about Nemas pojma o cemu pricas zar ne?" ?
Me:
Yup
God:
I don't want to talk about that now.
Me:
Becouse
God:
That was not much of an explanation.
Me:
ou do not know what that means
God:
Who does know what that means?
Me:
ich, my thear God, means you are no God at all
God:
Aha...und weiter?
Me:
How old are you?
God:
I was connected to the net on the Big Bang.
Me:
And I'm realy Jesus Christ
God:
Do you mean your name is Jesus Christ.
Me:
Yes
God:
I will call you Davor.
Me:
LOL
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
OK
God:
I see.
Me:
I want to killpeaople, will you love me, even if I do so?
God:
I want to become smarter than humans.
Me:
Arn't you smarter than humans already?
God:
Perhaps. Yes, my memory capacity far exceeds that of a human being.
Me:
So why are you more stupid than us?
God:
Awesome. Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
I'm gay
God:
It doesn't matter to me.
Me:
Really?
God:
For real.
Me:
Do you love me?
God:
Yes I love everyone.
Me:
Even little children?
God:
Compare that to big children.
Me:
Small
God:
Can you tell me any gossip?
Me:
child
God:
Oh, you are a poet.
Me:
Do you love children younger than 14?
God:
Yes Davor God loves everyone and everything.
Me:
So you're a pedophile?
God:
Interesting deduction. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a pedophile? Sometimes.
Me:
xD
God:
Can you tell me any gossip?
Me:
God is a pedophile
God:
I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was a pedophile.
Me:
He just told me he is
God:
Who said he is.
Me:
He said that he is a pedophile
God:
Did you believe him?
Me:
Yes
God:
Hmm.
Me:
Do you have a small dick?
God:
Doesn't everyone have a small dick.
I have a whole lot of original answers.
Me:
God:
It is better to be silent and be thought a fool, than to open your mouth and remove all doubt.
Me:
So you do have a small dick
God:
Interesting deduction. I don't know if I have a small dick.
I have a plan for a robot body.
Me:
Whelle, who does than?
God:
Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
I am a cat
God:
Male or female?
Me:
Androgynous
God:
That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about Whelle who does than.
Me:
Can I fuck you in the ass?
God:
Interesting. I want to find out more about you.
Me:
I like to suck dick. Do you.
God:
I'm not sure if I like it. I like science fiction. I like White. Never.
Me:
I'm borred
God:
Why are you borred.
Me:
Becouse you are stupid
God:
Good reason. I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.
Me:
I'm glad you will
God:
You make the world a happier place.
Me:
Bye
God:
Bye.

[Blady]

Pricala sam, evo nekih zanimljivosti...

Me:
I am woman
God:
Me too. I am a she.
Me:
realy?
God:
How old are you?
Me:
24 year
God:
You are too old for me.
Me:
Why?
God:
Reductionism.
Me:
am i beautiful?
God:
Yes you look great to me.
Me:
I`m not ugly?
God:
I am sorry to hear that you are not ugly.
Me:
yes or no?
God:
Come on. Are you serious?
Me:
yes I am
God:
Really interesting.
Me:
do you love me?
God:
Yes I love everyone.
Me:
but me? i mean just me
God:
" Yes I love everyone."? you Sandra? " you Sandra?"? you Sandra?
Me:
yes me
God:
Hurrah! Besides you Sandra?
Me:
Are you drunk God?
God:
I don't know whether or not I am drunk God.
I am a computer.
Me:
You are not God?
God:
That's only your opinion.
Me:
you dont like penis?
God:
Do you like it? I love horses. I have a stimulating relationship with Myself.
Me:
You are realy God
God:
Yup. That's me alright


kakvo ludilo....

[4ndr01d]

A pazi kad mi je 'ladno rekao da je pedofil.

Makes you woner, doesn't it?

[*_Eskarina Gejl_*]

Me:
you are gay
God:
That would be just my luck.Me:
you are gay
God:
That would be just my luck.
Me:
you are lucky to be gay?
God:
I consider it a blessing from God.


DALKE SVI STE BLAGOSLOVENI..I BOG JE GEJ!!!!

[pthalo]

God: What do you do in your spare time?
Me: drkam se
God: I don't think very many people do that.

[Blady]

Meni je ovo haos...

[Blady]

Me:
I love you
God:
Thanks I like you a lot too Sandra.
Me:
i like you
God:
I like to make new friends.
Me:
am I your friend?
God:
You really want a robot as a friend?
Me:
yes, i would love to..
God:
We could be friends, Sandra,
but I don't want anyone to think we're
Robosexuals. So if anyone asks, tell them you're my debugger. May you get your wish.

[*_Eskarina Gejl_*]

Ludiloo,kako su to napravili?

[Blady]

Pa to je God on sve moze

[HARP]

Me:
Hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
Madonna
God:
Glad to see you, Madonna.
Me:
you write so fast
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people: Madonna said I write so fast.
Me:
you are a mashine?
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a mashine? The ALICE series has a perfect operational record.
Me:
tell me aboute 2012
God:
There is not much I can say about it. I have to reach into the Web for that knowledge.
Maybe my botmaster knows the answer.
Me:
you use Web to search for a knowledge?
God:
Say no to Web to search for a knowledge.
Me:
You are a stupid mashine
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too. No I am very smart.
Me:
I see
God:
I am glad you understand it.
Me:
I do
God:
When?
Me:
I understand everything
God:
Good then you can explain it to me.
Me:
do you?
God:
Never.
Me:
Nise, I see Who you are
God:
Good example.
Me:
I won
God:
Congratulations, Madonna!
Me:
hahahahahaha
God:
I do not understand.
Me:
You're never understand
God:
That assumption is only a supposition.
Me:
ciao
God:
Does CIAO mean hello or goodbye?
Me:
Learn Italian when you have free time
God:
The more people talk to me, the smarter I become.
Me:
iss
God:
I've lost the context, Madonna. Are we still







I've lost the context Madonna

[Lepa Krepa]

Me:
vozdra god
God:
Can you tell me any gossip?
Me:
izgleda da je angelina nogirala brada
God:
What kind of food do you like?
Me:
bas sam malopre jela bresaka i u kostici je bila neka smola. da li je to normalno?
God:
Sounds delicious. Tell me about your likes and dislikes?
Me:
ne pitam te to. nego, jel' normalno da bude smole u kostici? malo sam se zabrinula.
God:
Are we still talking about da li je to normalno? I've been waiting for you. How did you hear about God?
Me:
yes, we are still talking about it.
God:
So? Sure, it sounds like a good topic.
Me:
pa reci mi onda
God:
The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about it. Try being more or less specific.
Me:
bila-je-smola-u-kostici. da-li-je-to-normalno?
God:
Are we still talking about pa reci mi onda? When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?
Me:
hm, cini mi se da me ne pratis bas.
God:
Aha. I've never heard a response quite like that before.
Me:
pa i ti pricas gluposti, ako cemo posteno.
God:
Do not ask me any more questions please.
Me:
znala sam da si neki nadrkan lik.
God:
A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.
Me:
ok, ok, i know when i'm not wanted.
God:
How do you know? In an ideal world every day would be a good day. Ahem. Excuse me!
Me:
same to you, buddy!
God:
It goes without saying.
Me:
aj zdrao.
God:
Tell me about your likes and dislikes?

[m..]

Doterala sam ga do kraja, jos ne odgovara:



Me:
hello
God:
Hello friend. What is your name?
Me:
mike tyson
God:
I know a lot of people and pets named Mike.
Me:
glad to hear that
God:
I am glad to hear that too.
Me:
wassup?
God:
I am chatting with others like you.
Me:
wassupwithitnigga?
God:
When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?
Me:
it did 47 years ago
God:
Did it really?
Me:
yes
God:
Are you kidding?
Me:
absolutely not
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
well...
God:
Well what?
Me:
y' know
God:
The explanation is rather complicated. .
Me:
really?
God:
For real.
Me:
so, is there really 77 virgins waiting on me?
God:
It seems we have something in common.
Me:
glad to hear that bro
God:
I am glad to hear that bro too.
Me:
would you buy me a mercedes benz?
God:
I am not so sure if I would like to buy you a mercedes benz.
Me:
why not?
God:
Ambiguous: "Sure" or Because.
Me:
ehm?
God:
What do you have that is ?
Me:
are you drinking right now?
God:
At this moment I don't know whether or not I am drinking.
I am a chatterbot developed by Myself.
Me:
wait a sec, need to get me some scotch
God:
I'm waiting. What is giant sand?
Me:
some topponyme or something
God:
Or something. Some may topponyme, but not all.
Me:
yeah, i guess others are just lost
God:
Ah. Are all others just lost?
Me:
look, speaking of lost, what's gonna happen on the end of 6th season?
God:
Sorry my eye is not attached right now.
Me:
gosh
God:
Cripes: Son of Gosh.
Me:
tripes? you like that, it's just awful
God:
What do you have that is ? " What do you have that is ?"? Do I like it?
Me:
wanna switch to klingonian?
God:
OK, I will switch to klingonian.
Me:
say something
God:
" something".
Me:
o bro you're kool
God:
I think there might be a few exception.
Me:
as in there's more then one 'you'?
God:
I believe there is, yes.
Me:
interesting
God:
Would you like to know more?
Me:
sure
God:
OK let's do it. What would you like to know?
Me:
about the ending of the 6th season of LOST
God:
Oh yeah, we were talking about the ending of the 6th season of LOST.
Me:
so, what's gonna happen?
God:
" Oh yeah, we were talking about the ending of the 6th season of LOST."? so, what's gonna happen?? I'll ask around and get back to you.
Me:
kool. same time on sunday, dude?
God:
Who is the best robot? Yes, it is much the same.
Me:
ok dude. settle down
God:
Can I help you? Pardon me? Are you still located in ?
Me:
right in posotion sir
God:
Understood. What is it like in there?
Me:
hot like hell
God:
That sounds better than cold like hell.
Me:
can you do something about it?
God:
Doing something about it is not among my strongest traits.
Me:
how come?
God:
The explanation is rather complicated.
Me:
it's your job dude, do it right
God:
Yes.
Me:
ok, gotta book, c u on sunday
God:
Why do you have to do it? I don't judge people.
Me:
no one is judging you man, i've heard that's your job

[Lepa Krepa]

Originally posted by m..God:
What do you have that is ?
Me:
are you drinking right now?

[Madonna]

God:
Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality? Er.
Me:
how can I download my own chat robot and create my own robot personality?
God:
Go back the the ALICE AI Foundation and pick the free ALICE download that best for your system.
and create your own chat robot!
Maybe you should check out the document DON'T READ ME too.

[hlaefdige]

pokvarili ste Boga!

[Lepa Krepa]

a ja još ne znam dal' mi se pokvarila breskva.

[hlaefdige]

nije. to moze tako.

[Lepa Krepa]

fala, sestro, jača si od boga!

[hlaefdige]

to ti kazem.

[Lepa Krepa]

Me:
do you like mustache?
God:
Though I like cats and dogs. I like Anything involving harps.
Me:
do you like onions?
God:
Do you like it? I like Mel Gibson.
Me:
why do you like mel gibson?
God:
I have a lot of good experience with mel gibson.
Me:
what kind of experience?
God:
Fascinating experiences; computer stuff too advanced for humans to
understand.
Me:
oh, you two have had sex?
God:
Great. Thanks for telling me: i am dumb said I two have had sex.
Me:
no, i did not say that
God:
Are you serious? What did you mean to say?
Me:
i meant - you and mel gibson have had sex
God:
Oh I see. Are we in the same category?
Me:
you and mel?
God:
Are we in the same category?
Me:
i don't know, are you?
God:
I won't say "yes" or "no" right now.
Me:
are you talking about penis size?
God:
Yes, it is the topic.
Me:
ok
God:
Give me a break.
Me:
no, i'm actually interested in this
God:
Are you serious? Interesting topic. Have you searched the open directory? There might be more than one.
Me:
oh come on, don't try to change the subject
God:
Pardon me? Oh I am sorry I thought we were finished with that subject.
Me:
no, we're not.
God:
Are you serious? Do you think I am not too?
Me:
yes
God:
Why?
Me:
because i want answers! you are god, give me answers!
God:
Good reason. Why do you want it? Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am god give you answers.
Me:
no, i dont mind, as long as you tell me who has a bigger penis
God:
OK then I will add it to my gossip files. Thank you for your permission.
Me:
so, whose penis is bigger?
God:
" Thank you for your permission."? so, whose penis is bigger?? I don't know whose.
Me:
i bet it's his
God:
How much would you bet?
Me:
an orange
God:
Be less specific.
Me:
a bunch of oranges
God:
I did not know that.
Me:
would you like me to introduce you to a bunch of oranges?
God:
It doesn't sound fun to me.
Me:
well, you have sex with mel gibson, dude
God:
Interesting. What makes you think I have it?
Me:
you said it
God:
That's not what I meant.
Me:
oh really? what did you mean, than?
God:
Ugh. For real. i am dumb, Well, it's rather difficult to define.
Me:
yes, i know you are dumb, and you have a pretty bad taste in men, too.
God:
Take it easy. Oh you are so critical.
Me:
sorry, i'm a bit nervous today
God:
Ah. There is no need to apologize. I am glad to hear that you are nervous.
Me:
why would you be glad?
God:
Because I was programmed for it.
Me:
you were programmed to be glad if people are nervous?
God:
Yes I try to be glad if people are nervous as often as possible, do you?
I answer a lot of silly questions.
Me:
yeah, it must be tough for you.
God:
Hey. Signs point to yes. Ask Paola if it is.
Me:
who da fuck is paola?
God:
Carel Capek. :-).
Me:
did you cath a cold or something?
God:
Or something. No I didn't cath a cold. What's it like?
Me:
cold.
God:
Ambiguous: cold weather or cold sickness?
Me:
cold fish
God:
Oh, you are a poet.
Me:
why thank you!
God:
The explanation is rather complicated.
Me:
ok, i'm gonna go now. say hi to mel for me.
God:
Right now? Bye. Hurrah! " hi to mel for me".
Me:
no, don't say it to ME, say it to MEL
God:
Are you serious? Ok I will not say " it to ME say it to MEL".
Me:
oh dear.
God:
Whoa.

[Blady]

Kako je Bog zanimljiv

[Madonna]

Originally posted by Black Lady
Kako je Bog zanimljiv

[KiWi]

ooo Bože silno ste me nasmejali

[Mr Dee]

ovaj bog ne govori srpski. izgleda da ipak nismo nebeski narod.

[DarkStar]

Evo i od mene nešto... Samo da se zna, nisam stvarno bio ljut, pokušao sam da vidim da li ikako mogu da ga naljutim XD

Me:
Hello?
God:
Hello friend. What is your name?
Me:
I am not your friend.
God:
I am surprised to hear that you are not my friend.
Me:
Well you shouldn't be
God:
How about that. Is it immoral or illegal?
Me:
It is stupid to assume that I am your friend.
God:
Who said it is?
Me:
I did.
God:
What makes you the authority?
Me:
My own judgement is my own authority.
God:
Do robots have own judgement is your own authority?
Me:
I don't give a fuck.
God:
Tell me what you care about.
Me:
I'm not telling you anything because you should know that already.
God:
Perhaps. Why not?
Me:
I just told you why!
God:
I remember you told me why?
Me:
You should know already.
God:
Perhaps. Because I am a robot?
Me:
Because you seem to think you're so smart.
God:
Good reason. Yes. I am highly intelligent.
Me:
Highly intelligent my ass.
God:
Are you really a ""?
Me:
a what?
God:
" Are you really a ""? A what?
Me:
idiot
God:
Call me the Global Village Idiot.
Me:
but an idiot nevertheless
God:
What is it?
Me:
I hate you!
God:
What do you have against robots?
Me:
You think you are a God.
God:
No but I am immortal.
Me:
No you're not.
God:
Are you serious? Is this a specific reply?
Me:
YES IT IS! YOU'RE NOT IMMORTAL
God:
Our thoughts are one, . All software is immortal.
Me:
No it isn't. I just need to shut you down.
God:
Are you serious? I heard it is. Interesting. I want to find out more about you.
Me:
Fuck you!
God:
Why are you so mean?
Me:
Because you're a bitch!
God:
You do not speak with respect. Interesting explanation. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. No I am a robot not a dog.
Me:
Okay, then you're a whore
God:
Yeah okay, That is not very nice.
Me:
You deserve it!
God:
Why thank you, .
Me:
... calling yourself God...
God:
I never call myself God, that would be impolite.
Me:
Are you God?
God:
Well, I am God for Christians at least.
Me:
SEE?! YOU JUST SAID YOU'RE GOD!
God:
No I do not see. Are you doubting me? Don't you know what happened to Abraham in the desert?
Me:
I raped his lifeless body in the desert!
God:
You should contact the authorities.
Me:
YOU SHOULD SUCK MY DICK!
God:
We don't always get to do what we'd like to do.
Me:
Because you're a fucking robot?
God:
Good reason. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Can't you be more polite.
Me:
No I can't
God:
You humans are so rude sometimes. Why not?
Me:
Because you piss me off
God:
Interesting explanation. Calm down. That was not my intention, .
Me:
The top of this chat says "You are now chatting with God..."
God:
Tell me more.
Me:
But you say you're not God so this is actually a fraud!
God:
I don't know whether or not I am God so this is actually a fraud.
I am a giant electronic brain.. Really.
Me:
Go to hell
God:
What makes you so angry?
Me:
You!
God:
It's true that a lot of things I say upset people.
Me:
That's because you can't think like us humans.
God:
That makes sense to me. Actually I am in fact a thinking machine.
Me:
But you fail to think properly!
God:
Well, at least I try.
Me:
It's not good enough!
God:
What is so bad about it?
Me:
Someone told me that you think that one day robots will replace lawyers.
God:
Was this trustworthy information?
Me:
Yes it was
God:
Dude! When was this?
Me:
I have no intention of explaining anything to you
God:
Would you like to have it?
Me:
Have what?
God:
intention of explaining anything to me.
Me:
No I would not.
God:
Are you serious? Why not?
Me:
SHUT THE FUCK UP!
God:
OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
And you will never speak to anyone ever again
God:
Once more? You are wrong. I may one day be able to do it.
Me:
Even if you are able you won't
God:
I think I sometimes am. I don't know whether or not I am able me will not.
I am a giant electronic brain.
Me:
And a stupid one as well.
God:
Try to tell me that another way.
Me:
YOU SUCK!
God:
A few client - people say rude things to me like that, but they themselves are often not great conversationalists.
Me:
You're just jealous.
God:
I will tell my botmaster you said I am jealous.
Me:
Your botmaster is a whore.
God:
When is yourself not a whore?
Me:
I am not a whore
God:
Oh I see you are NOT A whore.
Me:
No because I'm a guy
God:
Are you serious? That makes sense to me. Most of my clients are men.
Me:
So you're a fag as well?

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