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Poslato: 21 Dec 2010, 19:11
od Anhedonie
ja bih korvina za moderatora! :sudija:

Poslato: 21 Dec 2010, 20:08
od unic0rn
Cuti tu pijanduro mala i uchi php/mysql/unix. Koristio bi neko ko ume da zasuche rukave i udze u kod. :pervert:

Poslato: 21 Dec 2010, 20:10
od taurus
Originally posted by unic0rn

Cuti tu pijanduro mala
:smeh:

Poslato: 21 Dec 2010, 20:10
od Anhedonie
ja volim da ulazim duboko u kod :radosnice: al ako nece kod i u mene da udje nista od toga!

Poslato: 21 Dec 2010, 20:13
od Anhedonie
a i nisam ja kriv sto alkohol ne moze da mi odoli!

a sql znam (evo bas danas sam dobio jedini 5 iz toga + relaciona algebra :radosnice: i onda dobio 2 jer nemam pojma teoriju), php 'nako a unix nemam pojma.

Poslato: 21 Dec 2010, 20:27
od taurus
EnRage u ulozi Zivke
Uni-shef

prvi dan,prvi deo

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-lV2ejiG ... re=related

Poslato: 21 Dec 2010, 21:32
od erkondisn
Originally posted by Anhedonie
a unix nemam pojma.
:oklagija:

Poslato: 21 Dec 2010, 22:05
od nsc
moze li sad neko sve to da prevede na srpski, sem onog za malu pijanduru, to sam shvatio

Poslato: 21 Dec 2010, 23:03
od unic0rn
roflmao @ topic :wundy:

if you cannot geek talk
then you better take a walk :smeh:

iliti:
gawk; grep; unzip; touch; strip; init,
uncompress, gasp; finger; find,
route, whereis, which, mount; fsck; nice,
more; yes; gasp; umount; head, halt,
renice, restore, touch, whereis, which,
route, mount,
more, yes, gasp, umount, expand, ping,
make clean; sleep.

:wundy: :smeh:

Poslato: 21 Dec 2010, 23:04
od nsc
i ja tebi
mislim da sam pokrio sve uglove

Poslato: 21 Dec 2010, 23:28
od Anhedonie
E ima jedna fina pesmica na tu foru

If a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a port,
and the bus is interrupted at a very last resort,
and the access of the memory makes your floppy disk abort,
then the socket packet pocket has an error to report.

If your cursor finds a menu item followed by a dash,
and the double-clicking icon puts your window in the trash,
and your data is corrupted cause the index doesn't hash,
then your situation's hopeless and your system's gonna crash!

If the label on the cable on the table at your house,
says the network is connected to the button on your mouse,
but your packets want to tunnel to another protocol,
that's repeatedly rejected by the printer down the hall.

And your screen is all distorted by the side effects of gauss,
so your icons in the window are as wavy as a souse;
then you may as well reboot and go out with a bang,
'cuz sure as I'm a poet, the sucker's gonna hang.

When the copy on your floppy's getting sloppy in the disk,
and the macro code instructions is causing unnecessary risk,
then you'll have to flash the memory and you'll want to RAM your ROM,
and then quickly turn off the computer and be sure to tell your Mom!

:awesome:

Poslato: 21 Dec 2010, 23:33
od unic0rn
hahahaaha

:teglare:


:wundy:

Poslato: 21 Dec 2010, 23:42
od sing&dunum
Originally posted by taurus

EnRage u ulozi Zivke
Uni-shef

prvi dan,prvi deo

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-lV2ejiG ... re=related

Bahahahahaa... :smeh:

Vizualizirao sam. :wundy:

Poslato: 21 Dec 2010, 23:45
od Mars
Originally posted by Anhedonie

a sql znam (evo bas danas sam dobio jedini 5 iz toga
U čemu kucate upite?

Poslato: 21 Dec 2010, 23:48
od unic0rn
zasto si ga to pitao??

i sad ako odgovori u NOTEPAD-u sta onda? da se kolektivno samoubijemo?!

:wundy:

Poslato: 21 Dec 2010, 23:54
od Mars
Ma čisto me zanima dal nam je školstvo malKo odmaklo od krede i table u tom smislu...

Nikakva samoubijanja, daleko bilo.

A da znaš da nekad i negde programiranje JESTE doživljavano kao daktilografija i ništa više...notepad...

Poslato: 22 Dec 2010, 00:36
od Anhedonie
A ne ne mi konrolni iz C#, HTMLa, SQLa, prologa i svih ostalih programskih jezika i skripta radimo iskljucivo na papiru :doh: Neke cak i u vezbanci :nope:

A inace imamo naloge na ovom sajtu https://iacademy3.oracle.com i tu ima jedna fina aplikacija, za ucenje dusu dalo, a evo od skoro smo krenuli i u Microsoft SQL serveru.