- 12 Avg 2013, 17:13
#2565517
Kako sam to pronašao, nije bitno, no ovo je zvanični Twitter account Mugabeove političke stranke ZANU-PF tj. vladajuće partije u Zimbabveu zadnjih 30-tak godina. Autentično je, a uostalom nijedna parodija ne bi mogla biti ovako tragikomična. Evo pa da se malo smijete ili plačete ili oboje istovremeno, kako vam bude lakše:
https://twitter.com/zanu_pf" target="_blank
The best of, po mojem izboru:
We made many promises during the elections, but people must be patient and realistic.
The West cares more about dogs than people, maybe if we threaten to starve all dogs in Zimbabwe they will lift sanctions.
If you can't dance to it, it's not a revolution.
Yes the elections were not perfect, but when have people ever been happy with elections? What is important is that we won.
Everyone should be at church, it's Sunday. Maybe everyone found on the streets during church time should be beaten?
Long live Gadaffi!
In Zimbabwe we have condoms that fit our men, not the pinkie sized ones for whites. Condoms should fit correctly.
Twitter is a dangerous thing.
Revolution, one tweet at a time.
Cde President RG Mugabe woke up for exercises at 4am. Why are you still in bed?
#welovezanupf comrade Gabriel Mugabe is the most qualified and experienced democratically elected president in the world.
But rest assured that when our twitter administrators mess up we hold them accountable. We take seriously every tweet.
We believe in a non-racial society, one where people are equal. To achieve this we must take back from the whites.
The are no hipsters in Zimbabwe. We are a Christian country, we value marriage between people who want babies. #moral
#votezanupf remember there are finger prints on the ballots we can see who you voted for. Vote wise, vote safe!
We are going to seek help from our Chinese sisters to ensure that this twitter thing and Facebook things are blocked.
We will certainly destroy & kill anyone who tries to bring violence into our harmonized election.
Our president R G Mugabe has several black belts, he is fearless. He is a lover not a fighter, but he can also fight.
https://twitter.com/zanu_pf" target="_blank
The best of, po mojem izboru:
We made many promises during the elections, but people must be patient and realistic.
The West cares more about dogs than people, maybe if we threaten to starve all dogs in Zimbabwe they will lift sanctions.
If you can't dance to it, it's not a revolution.
Yes the elections were not perfect, but when have people ever been happy with elections? What is important is that we won.
Everyone should be at church, it's Sunday. Maybe everyone found on the streets during church time should be beaten?
Long live Gadaffi!
In Zimbabwe we have condoms that fit our men, not the pinkie sized ones for whites. Condoms should fit correctly.
Twitter is a dangerous thing.
Revolution, one tweet at a time.
Cde President RG Mugabe woke up for exercises at 4am. Why are you still in bed?
#welovezanupf comrade Gabriel Mugabe is the most qualified and experienced democratically elected president in the world.
But rest assured that when our twitter administrators mess up we hold them accountable. We take seriously every tweet.
We believe in a non-racial society, one where people are equal. To achieve this we must take back from the whites.
The are no hipsters in Zimbabwe. We are a Christian country, we value marriage between people who want babies. #moral
#votezanupf remember there are finger prints on the ballots we can see who you voted for. Vote wise, vote safe!
We are going to seek help from our Chinese sisters to ensure that this twitter thing and Facebook things are blocked.
We will certainly destroy & kill anyone who tries to bring violence into our harmonized election.
Our president R G Mugabe has several black belts, he is fearless. He is a lover not a fighter, but he can also fight.
