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chris rock about love and relationship

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chris rock about love and relationship#1011383

By Galadriel - 07 Jan 2008, 22:38

- 07 Jan 2008, 22:38 #1011383

#1527990

By Electra - 05 Jul 2009, 12:02

- 05 Jul 2009, 12:02 #1527990

"Anybody in this room who has ever been in love will testify this shit. If you haven’t contemplated murder, you ain’t been in love. If you haven’t seriously thought about killing a motherfucker, you ain’t been in love. If you haven’t had a can of rat poison in your hand and looked at it for 45 minutes straight, you ain’t been in love. If you haven’t bought a shovel and a bag and a rug to roll their ass up in, you ain’t been in love. If you haven’t practiced your alibi in front of the mirror, you ain’t been in love. And the only thing that’s stopped you from killin’ this motherfucker was an episode of CSI: "Oh man, they thorough. I better make up. They might catch my ass.""